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What happens when Lainie gets bored:



Written by lainie at 06:02 PM on March 13, 2004.

Why all the housemates I've ever had (all...20? of them) used to be alarmed everytime I say "I'm booooored".

Risha Risha
Vainest in Malaysia
Drinks, dances and clubhops
Shops till she drops
all thanks to her mommy;
A living comedy
Ego size of The Dead Sea
and beyond, probably.

[ Look Risha, not one word here that makes you sound stupid! Just vain.....Wait - She has a poster of Baby Spice, yes Emma Bunton of Spice Girls, on her bedroom wall. Heh, mission accomplished. ]

[ Of course I know Baby Spice's name, I even have the "Spice Up Your Life!" CD. Hehehehe. My CD collection, it's unbelievable, go me! ]

Rachel Rachel
Never known another girl
who lives her life in such a whirl
of retro fun and art and twirls
Babes remember we're always waiting here
Armed with happy factors and some beer

[ Fine you don't drink beer, but we'll gladly take care of the Heinekens for you ]
[ If you have the energy to keep up with Rach, your name is probably Daphne "lets set up a beer garden" Yeo]
[ Speaking of which...: ]

Daphne Daphne
Sweetest energy
moves along in harmony
with beaches and sunsets
parties and nightcaps
Energy like she's on crack
She's partying too much to come back
We all think she's scary
Imagine, you people think I'm crazy?
Here you go, meet Daphne.

[ Miss Daphne "I went to Thailand and Australia and forgot I have classes going on in LUCT" Yeo ]
[ Now she's back *here* and it's the Aussie's turn to wait for her to go back soon - vicious cycle ]
[ Please do not say she's on crack (because she's not, stupid) and get me into trouble- I do that well enough by myself, thank you ]

[ Speaking of Trouble: ]

Nessa Nessa
Damn nothing rhymes with her bloody name-a (? is this cheating?)
Used to call her Sasa Sasa
Remember Sa, that's a name for Nazi militia.
Whdadya know, Hitler was psychic-a (okay I'm probably cheating).

[ What the fuck rhymes with Sa anyway? Odessa? Mi casa es su casa? Is it just me? ]

Rano Rano
Silly girl from Ipoh
I scared her two years ago
Now she just goes with the flow (allllriiight Rano!)
Why are we friends?
Like anyone knows....

[ Her dad owns a pub - maybe that's why...heh ]

Shu Ting Shu Ting
[ ....damn, her name rhymes with shooting, what more can I say? Hi Shu~ *waves*]

Gwen Gwen
Don't know what rhymes with Gwen
Except stuff like.....Hen.
She makes me clean our room and then (hah! that rhymes!)
she does it all over again
uhmm...and Gwen rhymes with Pen.
And yeah, also Zen.
And Ten.

[ Damn I cannot work like this. Heh. ]

Joey Joey
Burps way louder than me
Just you wait and see, damn you!
I'll learn to burp loudly too!

[ Sorry, was that too much information? We've been holding burping competitions and he keeps winning, it's frustrating. Gas, it's quite entertaining. ]

Malaysia's crappiest rhymer, me. Whatever. You should hear the ones I come up with during long car trips with my sister.

=====

You know what? I invite anyone who feels like it to write something like this about a friend of theirs
.
listening: Bright Eyes - A Perfect Sonnet

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rachel

Comment posted on March 15th, 2004 at 09:10 PM
maybe i fucked up the italian. i don\'t know. my brain is frazzled.
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rachel

Comment posted on March 15th, 2004 at 09:09 PM
madness. technically vanessa won\'t rhyme with nazi secret police cause it\'s S.A. and not sa. that\'s just me being picky babes - ignore.

a poem in italian would have one heckuva lot of rhyming words.

monstra = monster
pigra = lazy
giovanna = young

there you go.
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neseonx

Comment posted on March 15th, 2004 at 03:35 AM
I watched that video this morning, my brother had downloaded it. It did look very similar to her, lmao. Her phone rang in the one I watched O_o.
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Medea

Comment posted on March 14th, 2004 at 01:43 PM
funny...:)
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roland

Comment posted on March 14th, 2004 at 05:05 AM
heh, Spice Girls rock. I\'m pretty sure I own that movie on video too
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yuch

Comment posted on March 14th, 2004 at 12:30 AM
eh, lainie, you\'re...dangerous. heheh.
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geeg (guest)

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 10:29 PM
lol. you\'re awfully weird *pats*
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d_kiddo

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 06:45 PM
prolly not. not everyone is as colorful as your personality lainie :P
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sugarwater

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 06:42 PM
This is beautiful boredom dearie! :)
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wulfgar

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 06:38 PM
Not bad, really. Very whimsical. ;)

But what\'s wrong about having a Baby Spice poster on your wall? I wish I had one. I also have her solo album. It\'s awesome. :)
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tIcKLe`Me (guest)

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 06:14 PM
u\'ve had 20 over housemates before? evil... lol.

and it\'s really sweet of u to write poems for some of em. hiaks =)
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lainie

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 06:18 PM
20 housemates? i\'ve had *counts*
*still counting*

I\'ve had 7 or 8 roomies in four years :) the place i stayed in, subang, was a converted shoplot, 20+ people living there at any one time. Nice place though, spacious.
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tIcKLe`Me (guest)

Comment posted on March 13th, 2004 at 09:19 PM
goodness gracious! mass orgy =)
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