Written by lainie at 01:03 AM on June 25, 2005 in Daily Life.

Yesterday was a long night, today was a long day, so in contrast, my post will attempt to be a short one.

First of all, Kenny Sia did an online personality test called "Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?". I know he did this because Kimberlycun came up to me last night at the PPS meet and said "Hi, I'm Lainie". To which I asked if she was that other blogger Lainey. Then she told me I'm the result she got in Kennysia's test.



[ Fip had this to say about the photo: The possessive part of me is saying "Wtf??" The lesbian in me is saying "Whoa..."...I don't know what she was going on about, you could line up like THREE dildoes between our lips, side by side. ]

Of course, upon coming home, the first thing I did was take the test."




Oi, Kennysia, what happenned? Why am I suddenly Joyce? On the other hand, I just lost quite a lot of kilos, so heck. Anyhow, I cheated and took a peek at what would happen if I was Lainie

PPS meeting was very cool, I finally met Sixthseal, and Kennysia, Kinkybluefairy Joyce and bla bla bla I'll get to it .


Please pardon how extremely strange I look.

Joyce was there with Adam and Kevin, I'd met both the boys before at a previous blogmeet. They have a blog together here: The Pug The Fairy and The Pan. Joyce said Adam and her got together through my blog....which was a bit of a surprise for me, but cool because the two of them look so cute and itty bitty together. If they were both cartoons they'd be the kind side by side on a pencil box (I wouldn't buy it, but I'd read the blogs).




Did I mention I'm going on a diet? Because my sister Gazel emailed this to me "My goodness….you look FAT in sixthseal’s photos. Like you are bursting out of your clothes." Well, I was feeling fat BEFORE she emailed me, now I feel like two Goodyear Blimps floating around clumsily. Pah, nothing like a sister to leave acid burns on your ego.

I also met a few non-bloggers who read my blog (hi Yee Ling! Ee Ling! Eh? You never did tell me how to spell it ). She said Nessa and I talk exactly like we blog...Speaking of Nessa, this is the wrongest photo of the two of us together so far.



but not as wrong as this one:



Huntingthesnark.net demonstrating what I know a lot of guys would like to do to Nessa. I wish he wasn't an anonymous blogger, he had such a perverted look on his face, all of us cracked up at the photo I'd met him before at another blogmeet too. Actually, this is only the third one I've been to I didn't recognise many bloggers that Sixthseal did, but I figure that's fair enough cause I'm a newbie blogger compared to him.

Poor guy, he heard a bit of preview about what Nessa's next blogpost was, and he looked up with a confused "what?" look on his face. Then Nessa elaborated and he spent some time laughing with his face covered, because I guess it is quite obscene. Give Nessa time to blog about it, that girl is lazy.

I also met Jayelle, who is friends with a cousin I probably won't recognise elsewhere (and vice versa).



Peter Tan looks gangsta, yo....I don't think I'd mess with him. Didn't talk with him much, come to think of it





IreneQ was there...This is the second time I'm meeting up with her. Our blogs are so different, but Fip and I love talking to this girl. I like what she was wearing too, and her pointy heels (what, you thought I didn't notice?). True to what she said, she was drinking a Coke. I bought one too, after two beers, because I figured my face turns tomato coloured way too fast. Why did I bother? All that free beer, whoever they came from (Sixthseal, Huntingthesnark, actually ).

I challenged IreneQ to a fight for pawing shamelessly at my girlfriend. Okay fine, they hugged and I said "Oh like that huh? Huh? Huh? Wanna fight?". Heh. I actually don't really care.


Had a good laugh when we met Alex Lam, because Nessa asked him if he knew Ben's Bitches....To which he told her that he was the original drummer before Azmyl, and I informed her that their official website was hosted by him. Then I asked Alex Lam if he knew of that awful other band Azmyl is in called Ciplak, and he said he was in it too. I wanted to strangle him when I found out, so did Fip.




Kennysia won Blog of The Year - he said he'd better not represent the Malaysian Blogosphere, which is what the award is for I think he got voted in cause he made people laugh, and anyone can appreciate that. He mentioned a few other blogs he read, including "Lainie", to which I heard a very LOUD, so called whisper that went "So who's Lainie?".

It was all a very casual thing...I finally realised that TV Smith was the dude with big hair I saw at an art exhibition I went to with Josie. He mumbled something which I interpreted as "Cut the birthday cake", so I did, and I gave Kenny the first piece - because he was there. Then Nessa and I had some chocolate cake and it was kinda yummy

Sixthseal blogged about the meet, I'm too tired and sleepy to continue, will finish it up tomorrow, so you can check his out for links and stuff first

The last blogmeet I went to with Nessa and Daph, everyone asked Daph "is that really a photo of you in the loo?", and "Did you really piss on Lainie's head", and "Why would you do that?".

This blogmeet, everyone asked "Is that really your butt on Lainie's site?", accompanied by the usual peek at it

HB introduced Fip and I to some dude this way.

Huai Bin: This is Malaysia's most famous lesbian couple!
Lainie: No we're not!

[ Then there was that pause thing while I tried to think of some other publically lesbian couple and couldn't. Damn. ]

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We left after the awards because Nessa wanted to meet up with her frend, so Fip and I dropped Sixthseal off at his hotel then drove round in circles to find Nessa's friend, Rhys. Then Nessa, Fip and I met up with Tei and her friend at Pan Bakery.

Lainie: People say this is a lesbian hangout.
Fip: Baby, that's not true, it's just what Tei says, yo.
Nessa: Hey, I've been here before! Daphne's lesbian friend brought us here!
Lainie: HAH!

Nessa got to meet the infamous Tei, who among other things she knew of, had totally flirted with Daph when we went clubbing. I mean, Daph still remembers Tei, which is much much more than what I can say about most dudes that tried the same thing.

Lainie: I wish I knew a lot of single lesbians I could throw in Tei's direction.
Fip: Don't you think that'd be a bit too much for her?
Lainie: Hell no let her be overwhelmed! She can have her harem!

[ I was thinking, Tei could be so happy surrounded by naked, hot, writhing, horny lesbians all dying to make her very happy. Then I realised just about any lesbian would jump at the chance for that. Or straight male, really ]

That was about the time I got a strange look from Fip, god knows why. Tei just looks so cheeky I want to throw lesbians at her, the way people sprinkle rose petals during weddings, or salt and pepper over chips. Isn't that strange? I mean, I never feel like throwing girls at single male friends, but Tei just looks...so....Someone, give me a cute lesbian to chuck in her direction!

[ I'm not very aware if she still reads my blog, but if you do, Tei..Yeah, I wanna throw lesbians at you, or you at them. ]

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After that, Fip and I slept in the car again. It was 2am and she was supposed to drive back, but I guess driving down in the morning, then the haircut, manicure, constant shopping and traveling before we went for the blogmeet then met up with Tei tired her out - I was knackered. She wanted to have a lil nap and we ended up conking out till about 5am. We almost got frisky till I realised that two huge apartment blocks were facing our car parked in a well-lit area.

She drove me home at 5am, where I discovered I was bolted out. Fortunately, right before we drove off my aunt heard the car engine and woke up, let me in. I conked out, and woke up JUST in time for work.

Work work work work, Nessa came over to visit, by the time I was done with work it was 9pm, and we went shopping in MNG, Topshop, and a Thai Festival thing. Then we bummed around before Nessa went off clubbing, while I came home and dutifully blogged.

Tomorrow, i'm off to Ipoh by bus, hopefully with Nessa in tow. Gonna sleep now. Cheers people, I hope the photos come out okay, I stole the photos off Fip's Multiply site and I'm not sure how the hotlinking stuff works there. Multiply sucks.

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