- A Whiff of Lemongrass
- Adri
- Ah Ok Lah
- Antares
- Are We There Yet?
- Ben
- Bernice Chauly
- chaka chaka
- Dabido
- Edrei
- Erna
- fiona
- Fireangel :)
- Jerng
- Jonno
- Josie
- Juria
- Justine
- Kakiseni
- KataGender
- Keem
- Kenny
- Kimberlycun
- Kinkybluefairy
- Lis
- Lithiumed!
- Liy
- Lola 2
- Luxeandco
- Meesh
- Nicholas
- Nur Ling
- ParadoXx
- pelukis melukis
- PinkPau
- Rach
- Reza
- Ricecooker - apa cerit?
- Sarah
- Sharanya Manivannan
- Sharon
- Shoot
- Suanie
- Superfishballs
- The Malay Male
- Tilted World
- Tongue in Chic
- When Fangirls Attack!
- Xes
- Zheng
You're so big now / iGod
Written by lainie at 01:18 PM on October 20, 2005 in Daily Life, Stupid, but fun..
AW CRAP class is coming up soon and I forgot to write my monologue nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Fuckety, she wants a serious one too. Bernice, Bernice, whyest wouldest thouest tryest toest killest me that way???
I did however remember to blog which shows where my priorities are:
=====
Just bought lunch from my neighbour's stall. There were no vegetables, I am not pleased.
Hey younger ones: You know how those aunties like to look you over and tell each other "Oh she's so and so's daughter, isn't she so big now?". Be prepared for a lifetime of it.
I'm already 22 and these old women are still remarking "My, she's so big now!". They've been looking at my fatass face for the last FIVE YEARS. By big, they're amazed I'm not some squeaky two year old size.
[ Big is kinda used in replacement of old / elder. As in big sister ]
I have a feeling if I live to be 60, and I'm wearing my Chinese samfu costume, hobbling past as quickly as I can with my lil wooden cane on the way to the new shopping mall, checking out how "My, my friend's grandchildren are so much bigger now!", SOME 80 year old biddy is going to zip by on her wheelchair and remark "Oh my, Lainie's so much bigger now isn't she?".
=====
[ If you're so sensitive about god that you can't take me dissing a fake one, the rest of this post is not for ya ]
Anyhow, if you talk to God a lot and ask loads of annoying questions, he might just tell you to STOP.
God:
What is that feeling like? What makes you so sad, .
Me:
twats. twats make me sad.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
what the fuck...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
You just told me to shut up!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Oh, just because I want my finger to puncture your ass
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you want it?
[ Then again, it is entirely possible a demon hacked into god's account, and has taken over his chat site: ]
Me:
how many fingers do humans have?
God:
Three.
Me:
no it's ten.
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
I did however remember to blog which shows where my priorities are:
=====
Just bought lunch from my neighbour's stall. There were no vegetables, I am not pleased.
Hey younger ones: You know how those aunties like to look you over and tell each other "Oh she's so and so's daughter, isn't she so big now?". Be prepared for a lifetime of it.
I'm already 22 and these old women are still remarking "My, she's so big now!". They've been looking at my fatass face for the last FIVE YEARS. By big, they're amazed I'm not some squeaky two year old size.
[ Big is kinda used in replacement of old / elder. As in big sister ]
I have a feeling if I live to be 60, and I'm wearing my Chinese samfu costume, hobbling past as quickly as I can with my lil wooden cane on the way to the new shopping mall, checking out how "My, my friend's grandchildren are so much bigger now!", SOME 80 year old biddy is going to zip by on her wheelchair and remark "Oh my, Lainie's so much bigger now isn't she?".
=====
[ If you're so sensitive about god that you can't take me dissing a fake one, the rest of this post is not for ya ]
Anyhow, if you talk to God a lot and ask loads of annoying questions, he might just tell you to STOP.
God:
What is that feeling like? What makes you so sad, .
Me:
twats. twats make me sad.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
what the fuck...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
You just told me to shut up!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Oh, just because I want my finger to puncture your ass
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you want it?
[ Then again, it is entirely possible a demon hacked into god's account, and has taken over his chat site: ]
Me:
how many fingers do humans have?
God:
Three.
Me:
no it's ten.
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
6 comments
Related Entries
- Conversations Today :) January 14, 2004
- Hmm. October 14, 2005
- Potshots / Lunch February 27, 2006
- T's Sgr, Mlk & Cff / Gks R Nt Lsrs / Rtcls. November 22, 2006
- eyes closing. October 16, 2007
lainie
Murderman
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Oh, just because I want my finger to puncture your ass
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you want it?
- ROFL :)
Avril (guest)
God, are you a guy?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am Muslim
God:
We all worship the same God.
Me:
Which is Allah
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
Yeah.
seth.frostheart (guest)
oh heck, i get that often too... and i'm freaking 30!!~ though i don't look anything near 30, heh... but lately i've been getting more of the "when are you getting married" variety, bleh...
what's a man gotta do to stay flingle nowadays? *sighs*
Avril (guest)
Justine (guest)
I never forgave one who said that I'm getting unprettier every year, and looking more and more like my father..
T_T