Written by lainie at 03:06 PM on November 2, 2006.

Can someone tell me how to get a pic printed out on a mousepad? I'm not saying DIY stuff here, by the way. Can I just go to any ol' printing shop and get one made with my own custom design? Not for mass production, by the way.

It'd be doubly greater if you know where I can get it done in KL / PJ area. And cost, roughly.

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There's this play going on now, that I want to go for: In Between Things, which will feature Anne James.

She was in the last two of the plays I recently watched as well (Ka Si Pe Cah, and Second Link). If you want to go for theatre this month, it's a quiet quiet time, so consider this play going on at Stor (the Dewan Bahasa theatre).

Or check Kakiseni listings for other stuff.

 
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Woke up with a fever and period cramps, all of which added to a giant "Fuck It" mood. I didn't go to college, and spent most of the morning medicating myself and trying to get back to sleep, so I could wake up when the pain was gone.

Which, by the way, didn't really happen.

I'm wryly observing that I don't give a damn now about skivving off class, but by evening the guilt trip over missing a class will hit me, and by the next lesson when I discover I'm left behind, or that my classmates invariably left out some lil bit of information I need for my assignments, I will hit full-swing regret.

At least I'm prepared for it.

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It's raining. It's hard to stay awake when it's raining. All my Rest, Relax, and Pass Out Cold buttons get pushed when it rains. If only it was raining in the morning, aaaahhhhhh.

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I talk a lot of nonsense sometimes, when I'm moody. Last night was an example:

Lainie:

did you know malaysia has only 2 brands of tampons? it's ridiculous.



Cheneille:

er

uhm

i dont dare to use tampons

so i wouldnt know



Lainie:

okay fine, OB has like some mini version and regular.

but still.

that's like 3.



Cheneille:

what's OB?

outward bound??



Lainie:

for god's sake it's like klcc and kl tower. THREE. THREE

some tampon brand.



Cheneille:

ohh

why cannot pakai?



Lainie:

we can build big fat spires of metal

and we can't even have a few more brands of cotton in boxes????

wtf.



Cheneille:

okay now you're period rambling



Lainie:

WHERE ARE MY TAMPONS



Cheneille:

Hahahahaha



Lainie:

I HAVE MY PERIOD

I WANT PROPER TAMPONS

okay done.



Cheneille:

WHATS WRONG WITH THE ONES AVAILABLE



Lainie:

i want more variety to pick frmo.

and i want to have a cow about something.

can?



Cheneille:

it's just a goddamn tampon



Lainie:

and i don't have enough tampon brands to appease me.



Cheneille:

if you have more variety you'll start getting confused

and you'll be msging ppl online

asking them to pick for you

WHCIH ONE WHICH ONE



Lainie:

yah, and how many varieties of sanitary napkins have you tried?

shampoo?



Cheneille:

oh no idea



Lainie:

TOOTHBRUSH?

you like variety. admit it.



Cheneille:

shampoo pantene, herbal essences, and sunsilk



Lainie:

and i want to be able to CHOOSE what the hell i stick up MY POON.



Cheneille:

toothbrush only oralB



Lainie:

this is corporate rape.



Cheneille:

HAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK



Lainie:

i have so little choices.



Cheneille:

corporate rape?????

Sheesh



Lainie:

i might as well be gay.



Cheneille:

what are the two tampon brands in msia?



Lainie:

I am gay because of the lack of tampon choices.

and my hormones are driving me nuts, i cant think.

Cheneille:

yeah, and also because you drank too much orange juice when you were a kid

Lainie:


someone call a journalist, i want to blame rape on women now.

PHWT]POH[OQERH[OHQEO[GHOJIQHEOITH

argh argh ARGH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Cheneille:

i am so pasting this on my blog

kthx



Lainie:

i feel so used.

all because of the bloody tampons.

it's all their fault.



Cheneille:

yah, might as well milk your blood for all its worth

squeeze every droplet out



Lainie:

my blood is only worthy of two brands of cotton.

fuckers.

what are they trying to tell me here?



Lainie:

i want so many different brands of tampons available i could dip 1 of every different brand into one of those whatever juice vats they have in factories, and be able to suck the whole thing dry.

is that so goddamn much to ask for?

what is this anyway? a third world country?

fuckers.

even women monkeys in the jungle can roll up leaves and dirts and make their own tampons.



Cheneille:

Ahahhaha



Lainie:

what do they want me to do? rob my uncle of a fish and roll it nup?

is that where sushi came from?

WHAT THE FUCK



Cheneille:

go la, to taman titiwangsa

roll your own tampon and stick the whole muddy thing up your poon

EW

WTFWTF

I LOVE SUSHI OKAY



Lainie:

i know right. all i want is some variety.

hey blame the japanese.

it's not my fault they roll fish up.



Cheneille:

..................

well it's sort of apt to think about it

fishy smell down there

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Yes I do know that was mostly mental sounding. But damn if I didn't feel better after whining.

 Anyone who knows of more brands available here other than Playtex and OB can feel free to inform me. Please leave the dildo jokes outside.  

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I scored a 32 on the Web 2.0 or Star Wars Character?, which gives me the test result of "31-40: As your doctor, I recommend moving out of your parents' basement."

Gazelllll, if you're reading this, try it out and tell me what you get! [Quicksisterjab]nerd[/Quicksisterjab].

It's easy to get thrown off the quiz because they don't put the full names for the Star Wars characters, so if Darth Vader was in the quiz, his name would only be listed as "Vader" (okay fine his name is Anakin, but you get what I mean) - so for some of the less important characters, the names don't sound right.

 Link from Life is Just.

Happy guessing! Tembak! Tembak!